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A guy who doesn't even try to talk to girls cause he's too busy wacking off
Bro, stop being such a wankcel and go pick up chicks
by D Flawless January 04, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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A wankcel is a person, typically male, who is voluntarily celibate but is a harmless furious wanker.
Mr Santosh from the Twin Cities is a wankcel.
by DesiBugger May 10, 2018
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