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To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever
Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"
by wangski November 18, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The act of strangling someone with your penis, or, wang.
Hence the combination word, wangulate.
Max: *lame joke*
Brad: haha, that's funny
Me: It won't be funny when i wangulate you.
by Aztirith August 25, 2007
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