May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A guy who is fairly unattractive, but has such a large cock that some chicks (sluts I think they're called) will have sex with him regardless. He generally uses his large cock to his advantage and even flaunts it.
"Dude, Kevin is so damn fugly, why are those hot chicks crowding around him?"
"Didn't you know? Kevin's a wangler"
"Didn't you know? Kevin's a wangler"
by DarkFearX July 04, 2009
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1. A cock wrangler, a person that is an expert at wrangling a penis.
2. A person that is an expert at catching penis, such as an angler is an expert at catching fish.
2. A person that is an expert at catching penis, such as an angler is an expert at catching fish.
by Baal-Zebub July 28, 2008