Wan Lo is a music teacher at La Salle College in Hong Kong. He has very little hair. He teaches junior form music. The music instrument wanlodica is named after him. He sucks.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

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Mr Wan (aka Wan Lo) is the current junior form teacher at LSC. He, like all old people, has almost no hair. Myths said that the legendary instrument, the Wanlodica, is the infinite source of baldness and age for Wan Lo. HE, thanks to the Wanlodica, is currently 6,235,717 years old. His face is like Shrek, only more like Thanos.

Wan Lo
Wan Lo is a music teacher, and he is old, very old indeed. He has made a giant innovation in the aspects of both music and medical technology, the Wanlodica. Also, he is wise beyond age.

Age and appearance
Wan Lo, as mentioned above, is very old indeed. Current reliable first-hand sources claim that he is 6,235,717 years old actually, but no one has ever dared to ask him that question. He, as all old men are, has a lot of wrinkles on his head and is nearly bald, with a "Mediterranean sea" hairstyle(the top of the head doesn't have any hair, while the sides and the back have some, this is the infamous "Mediterranean sea" hairstyle). Anyway, he is very 87451.

Wanlodica
Myths say that Wan Lo's invention, the legendary instrument, the Wanlodica, is the infinite source of his eternal baldness and age.2 The Wanlodica was originally a melodica, but Wan Lo probably cursed it so that it is much harder to play than it's standard counterpart. Major differences include its black symbols marking the name of the "sofa note", and the horrible sounds it emits. It has the ability to play much more beautiful sounds than the melodica, but only those who have truly mastered the instrument can do so, including Cho Duck, Goerge and himself.

Official warning:
His breath stinks a lot. so, don't stay close to him.

Wan Lo has no hair and teaches people to play wanlodica

Wan Lo goes by his nickname of Wanlodica, which is the name of the instrument he is a god at. He is bald.

His forehead glows.

Wan Lo is both a renowned musician and a music teacher. His age is unknown but he is confirmed to have survived multiple big-bangs in several alternate timelines. He claims to have seen the world end and the creation of the universe multiple times. However, this was not proven.

Though not the youngest person on Earth, he looks surprisingly young for a man who claimed to be 85281028332 million years old(unconfirmed). His head is almost bald, and he has a grotesque face full of wrinkles.

He is also a mini-boss in the game LSC: Real Life. He deals damage and stuns nearby enemies with his trusty melodica(which he named The Wanlodica). He can also confuse, damage, and slow enemies in front of him by shooting a ray of light from his shiny bald head.

Although he is a renowned and well-known musician, his music is known for how utterly awful it is. Therefore, you should think twice before attending his concerts or music lessons without noice-cancelling headphones or actually attending them at all.