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An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.

Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."

"Heh, I'm wamps."

"Love my balls!"

"Won't!"

"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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1. A wildcat.
2. A mountain lion.
3. A mythical Tennessee cat-like creature.
4. A possum.
The farmer shot at the wampus one night when it scared the chickens.
by Bonnie Crystal October 06, 2007
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The pedophile leader of the meth head tweakers who live at locust lake. The Wampi steal cars and chop them up, repaint them, and sell for meth money in their chop shop. The wampus is a big bald guy who wears a bear coat and lives in a metal shack.
"Who's that bald, pedophile in the bear coat?"
"Oh, that be da Wampus."
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A person that is a little off, slow or just a stupid dumbass fool
Please excuse my friend for speaking like that, he is a little wampus.
by Mr2 spyder May 01, 2016
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A vagina with balls
Dude, I pulled down her pants and saw her giant wampus. It was so disgusting!
by Cbarthmaier1 May 27, 2017
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