Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

the austrian word for very dumb people!

wampler, to pull a wampler: to pull federal offences and get away with them.

To take a girl from behind and repeatedly penetrate both vagina and anus in alternating thrusts.