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one gorgeous human being. he is the most beautiful person ever, inside and out. he is loved by many and lusted over my many, including myself. he has major BDE (big dick energy), most probably because he has a big ass dick. i bet you his dick is like, 12 feet long, even longer than his body. he has the ideal male body. there is no god, only waluigi.
Kyle: ayoo did you see that smokin hot dude, no homo tho
Me: thats my mans waluigi. hes gonna steal yo bitch and turn you gay.
Kyle: *gets a fucking boner* no homo lmao
Me: thats my mans waluigi. hes gonna steal yo bitch and turn you gay.
Kyle: *gets a fucking boner* no homo lmao
by thereisnogodonlywaluigi November 12, 2018
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A second rate dark incarnation of the second rate character, Luigi, who is the black sheep brother of Mario. He must really suck. He wears a purple hat and shirt with black overalls. He enjoys doing the crotch chop and dancing in a retarded way and giggling like a psycho in character selection.
by Melinabitch September 12, 2007