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When you jerk off in a Walmart and you bust a nut.
Jeff, "Bro I just had a walnut dude"
Bob, "What the absolute fuck".
by BigRussian December 17, 2018
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Member of, or belonging to, the Wal-Mart fan club.

Also known as being addicted to the mart.
"Where are you going?"

"Wal-Mart."

"Weren't you there yesterday?"

"Ya."

"You're such a Wal-Nut."
by Ryan S June 05, 2005
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A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.
I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"
by deeznuts19903 September 30, 2009
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When a female has a gigantic clitoris, and the hood is massive. The hood covering the clitoris is called a walnut.
"Hey bitch! I saw you shaking that ass the other day, and I could see your walnut through your pants."
by Rigglediggle February 06, 2009
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People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.
Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.

(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS
by Paul Li February 10, 2007
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swimming term: used for when a male dives off the blocks and his tail end coems down too late, making his nuts hit the water with such force that it makes a smashing sound
guy: Damn man, that was one nasty walnut you did there
other guy: yeah man, I can feel it
by Zach December 14, 2004
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