Urban Dictionary: Walnut

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A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.

"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"

by Pseudonyms 6969 December 10, 2015

May 11 Word of the Day

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.

Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.

by cgp24 December 13, 2010

by bill November 20, 2002

A person who likes to shop or hang out at Wal-Mart a lot.

She is such a walnut.

by Bed time March 31, 2010

Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?

by Iacopus August 08, 2008

When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.

"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."

by Jawn May 29, 2005