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A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.
"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"
by Pseudonyms 6969 December 10, 2015
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.
Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.
by cgp24 December 13, 2010
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A person who likes to shop or hang out at Wal-Mart a lot.
She is such a walnut.
by Bed time March 31, 2010
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Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?
by Iacopus August 08, 2008
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When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.
"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."
by Jawn May 29, 2005
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