C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"

Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass

Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme

Friend 1: Did you see the new yodeling walmart kid meme?
Friend 2: DooOoooOOoOoOooo