by Capricornmom June 05, 2015
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The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.
While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis
by pseudonymic_account September 01, 2013
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A man that gets lots of chicks which whom think he special but he is average.Its important that his success with woman isn't a new thing and it's important to spell it with a capital W.Ogling over a Walmart man shows you can't think for yourself and lack critical thinking skills you would be unable to properly assess someone's character or worth.You don't have to shop at Walmart to be a Walmart man.
Example 1-Adam-Iv got a six pack,great job,and everything that should make a man attractive iv put so much work in and yet this other guy just exist and everything comes easy to him and chicks think he's the shit.
Dan-Oh a Walmart man....every girl wants a Walmart man.
Example 2-jack-You murdered another chick cuz that's the most important thing in your life lol?Just go to Walmart and get another one.
Dan-Oh a Walmart man....every girl wants a Walmart man.
Example 2-jack-You murdered another chick cuz that's the most important thing in your life lol?Just go to Walmart and get another one.
by Dogman00 September 27, 2021
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a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.
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Walmart music
Walmart music - When you go to Walmart at 3 am after drinking a 24 pack of beer and eating an 8/th of mushrooms
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A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.
Karen: DM me for photography rates!
A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?
Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)
A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?
Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)
A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
by CSM_Hooah June 03, 2019
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