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find me a good Vegeta wallpaper.
by Wyld December 19, 2004
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a term used when trying to hide the fact that you are talking about white people
Dang they so stupid, them wall paper mess up evrythang!
pssht wallpaper!
by Banana$Bear October 19, 2010
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pants that are too tight and look as if they were made from the annoying wallpaper in your great grandmothers bathroom.

usually spotted on middle aged women...normally mothers of teenaged girls who want to burn the pants.

OMG...my mom bought new wallpaper pants...:( i thought i got rid of them for good!

EWWWWWW ***twitch*** your mom's wearing wallpaper pants!

YESSS THE WALLPAPER PANTS ARE DEAD

those wallpaper pants are too tight! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!

why do fat people wear spandex wallpaper pants? IT BURNS
by Diana, Emily, and Bianca August 23, 2007
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vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.
I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.
by Olly February 27, 2004
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when a girl has a loose vagina and you take the flaps and put it on your nose while you chow her. slaping your nose around in there.
holy shit i chowed her and then she wallpaper slapped me and i was down for it.
by fuckingjuhcuh September 05, 2011
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Common in young man aged 17-21, these males are usally shy induviuals genearally scared of women, who would rather stay in a small room with no wallpaper drinking with only male company, and then takes there clothes off to his own initiative and walk arounds showing off there small penis. doesnt like loud music cause it will set THEM OFF. tight arse motherfucker who prefer to scab then spend there own money. and sees no problem in not paying back there friends. dislikes fun beer girls and WALLPAPER
PETER; hey rob lets head into this nightclub looks like fun loads of girls.

ROB; not tonight the wallpaper would set me off, i will head home and wank

PETER; that young man has a fear of wallpaper
by FENCESTAKER March 27, 2009
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A live wallpaper that only the boys will understand. A female is not granted access to this inside knowledge. The wallpaper is off limits to any non-male figure.
“Yo bro, check out my dope blue bape wallpaper
by will thomas February 29, 2020
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