Urban Dictionary: Wallad

The biggest form of wasteman you can possibly imagine.

Michael: oi nah this water tastes bare weird
Nathan: thats bleach. you wallad

by Notanyul June 10, 2013

A wallad is a word for someone who has actually fucked up in the most idiotic way ever.
Usually used in quite a jokey manner.

"He just accidently used preperation H instead of his toothpaste., What a wallad."

by Panda.nk September 19, 2009

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Wallad

The man from Wallace and Gromit

“Did you know his dog had to invent a machine to dress him in the morning?” “Yeah he’s a wallad”

by Notkaya November 15, 2019

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A wallad is a person who is very good at getting girls

Did you see all those girls I was with , I’m a wallad fam

by T100k December 16, 2018

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Wallad is a slang word that originates from South London.

The word 'wallad' is originally from the Arabic language, meaning: child, boy, kid, son or youngster.

Calling someone a wallad is a deep insult.

A: If you're not careful, my gang will shoot you.

B: I'm not scared, your gang is full of Wallads.

by DonTrapstar October 02, 2009

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something you say when you stub your toe

*stubs toe* AHHHH WALLADING!!!!!!

by fuck off ur juice June 14, 2015

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Wallad police

Man that fights a Wallad. Will fuck them on sight at any given chance.

Carl: Ay man did you see the Wallad police earlier today?

John: Nah, what happened

Carl: He copped a Wallad and fucked his ass.

by :wheelchair: January 19, 2020

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