The place to buy condoms.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

a place that makes you want to steal stuff

A drug store started in Chicago in 1901, today one of the largest in the USA. Known for their great customer service and ubiquity.

the only place on earth where you can pay more for a prescription than you can sell it for on the streets.

unknown vegetable

a handjob. As Walgreen's is to Duane Reade, so the handjob is to intercourse.