The Welsh language has good swear words. Actually, those are the only Welsh words I know.

Ydy hi'n wir fod Seimon yn bwchio Dafydd?

Simon sure is shafting David.

Welsh people sing well too. I mean, you know that chick whose... young.. and she was in that movie with the singing? she was Welsh, or played a Welsh person. Her father was a drunk rock star.
Timmy: Do you like Dragons?
Sam: Why, yes I do, Timmy.
Timmy: The Welsh flag has a dragon on it, bitch!
Sam: Blow me.
by crabuloux occifer December 01, 2004
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A very handsome good looking boy, who is loved mostly because of his cuteness and his lovely dimple smile. Every girl wants a wale either as a friend or as a partner. Most of the wales are always good academic subjects, mostly mathematics.
Wales always have that one role model who they can die for. Better get yourself a wale.
Mom: who is your boy friend?!!
Me: wale!!
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The most geographically beautiful country on Earth. Full of rich history, culture, and the nicest people in the world.
Wales is so awesome their flag has a fucking DRAGON on it.
by Beatlesman October 24, 2011
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Devolved country within the United Kingdom of which no one outside the U.K has ever heard of.
Invaded, conquered & then promptly forgotten about by the English around 700 years ago the Welsh maintain a strong and very one sided rivalry with the their Anglo-Saxon neighbours. The English, to busy maintaining their rivalry with the French take very little notice of this.
Like many countries with a relatively small population and large agricultural base( i.e New Zealand, Australia, Scotland) the people of Wales are the targets, and original victims, of the epithet 'sheep shagger'.
Wales seems to produce an above average output of very attrative ladies (Catherine Zeta Jones,Charlotte Church, inumerable Big Brother contestants) which has been specualted to be the product of either a healthy rural diet, good clean valley air or that they simply evolved this way as the only means of tempting welsh men away from their sheep.
Wales allegedly has it's own language but that fact that it sounds like a horse coughing up phlegm and and all the words contain more vowels than constantants have led many to beleive they're simply taking the piss.
Main exports: Sheep, coal, socalism, Big Brother contestants, pop bands, rugby.
Q. Excuse me, are you English?

A. Fuck off boyo, I'm from Wales.
by El B@stardo February 11, 2009
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Is an illegal drug used in Africa, is reported to be hazardous and addictive
Oh , look there is a guy smoking waleed in that corner
by #WRECKED// DESTROYED September 17, 2018
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wales is mint it jus like england but we get 4goten
ever1 in wales arnt sheep shagers im from wales an were i live theres less sheep than fkin nyc
by luke47 October 06, 2006
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