when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.
mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
by sleeves November 05, 2007
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Acronym for "Nigga Wake Up Call"

Describes an incident where a person of color forgets that they are of color and are reminded rather brutally by an unexpected act of racism.
"The Mexicans got their Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC). They were running around here thinking they were white folks."- Paul Mooney
by WeedsFan November 23, 2016
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When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.
You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.
by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2015
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the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.

if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)
man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?
by thatolemiss nigga November 12, 2009
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When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion
Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.
by Poop McFly October 03, 2007
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Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.
"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."
by Joel Bolt-On March 10, 2010
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