The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.

A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.