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The legendary weapon held by the masters of weeb shit and the coolio kids. There are 6 Waifu Whips in existence; 3 are in the hands of the coolio kids and weeb shit masters, while 3 other whips are lost in history.

The whips can take shape of a keychain or a ruler or etc. Often found on the whips are depictions of anime waifus , thus defining the waifu of the waifu whip.

It’s called the waifu whip because the weapon itself is used like a whip, swinging it and spanking your opponents.
The whip is powerful on adversaries like the retarded bishal and other autists
If get your hands on one, use it carefully because it’s a powerful weapon.
Finally, I’ve found a waifu whip in the hands of an evil warlord, once lost in history
by Autist slayer August 31, 2019
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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