Someone who consistently has a rude or smug attitude but because they are a member of the family or a long time friend so everyone just uses the out “that’s the way he is”
I was at the family party and Dan just would not talk to anybody and made rued comments. I guess that’s the way he is.
by alberto89 February 28, 2021
by dave March 25, 2003
A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 19, 2018
A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.
"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"
"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."
"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."
by Gilsin September 16, 2021
When you do something in a sumptuous, extravagant, luxurious and almost vulgar way.
From the famous Cuban Pimp called Alberto Yarini Ponse de Leon from the '10s who lived in a crappy neighbourhood in Havana
From the famous Cuban Pimp called Alberto Yarini Ponse de Leon from the '10s who lived in a crappy neighbourhood in Havana
by yarini October 06, 2018
by eunoiram August 21, 2021
a pretty self-explanatory phrase, going off of it be like that sometimes, things be ways describes an occurrence in life that just happens.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? apparently he committed tax fraud"
"Things be ways man"
"it be like that don't it?"
"things be ways don't they?"
"Things be ways man"
"it be like that don't it?"
"things be ways don't they?"
by tubing December 03, 2019