A term used by roadmen and wannabe roadmen alike to ask "whats going on?". First used in the Caribbean probably in the 90s, and has made its way over to England. If someone is not from either London, Jamaica, or Cuba, and they use wagwan, they likely watch top boy and or listen to grime music from the 2000s. Make no mistake, this work is acceptable among social interactions with your boys but in any formal interaction, using this word to greet someone is suicide. To use this word you must also wear a man bag that probably carries your splif and a nike tracksuit.
by sebo69 May 05, 2020
The term wagwan is typically used by people in London as a method of greeting eachother, especially on the street or is associated with gangs. Its origin is from Jamaica, and is used to ask how some one is, wagwan = what is going on.
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by Djd s s February 11, 2018
Wagwan is a word describing a pure Chinese man aged 44 sitting in a blue ford van just on the sidewalk.
The man can be clearly seen by pedestrians. He is wanking off, trying to paint his windscreen with all of his jizz. Whilst doing the act he repetitively keeps on shouting in a high pitched voice, "WAAG!!!" Which can be interpreted as a mating call in the Chinese food kingdom. The man also may yell "YEEHAW!" In order to signalise that noone other than a thin Chinese woman can join in with the process, the chinese woman is forced to sit down next to him and then is forced to scream "WAAN!" In order to arouse him.
Once the windscreen is 'painted' he stands up and starts licking it up before it dries. If a pedestrian walks past it is necessary for him too wave with his penis. He is allowed to force children that are walking alone come into the van and help him lick the jizz off. The child then kicks the woman out of the car and sits down in her place, enthusiastic it closes the door and smiles. The man cries "WAGWAN!" and starts humping the child's trousers until white. The child has to stroke the penis because they are holy and sacred. The child is forced to then kiss the man's hair and feses. The ritual is over.
The holy gems get a rest. The man regenerates his gems for 2 hours and then repeats...
Keeping the child in the van and pleasuring it too.
The man can be clearly seen by pedestrians. He is wanking off, trying to paint his windscreen with all of his jizz. Whilst doing the act he repetitively keeps on shouting in a high pitched voice, "WAAG!!!" Which can be interpreted as a mating call in the Chinese food kingdom. The man also may yell "YEEHAW!" In order to signalise that noone other than a thin Chinese woman can join in with the process, the chinese woman is forced to sit down next to him and then is forced to scream "WAAN!" In order to arouse him.
Once the windscreen is 'painted' he stands up and starts licking it up before it dries. If a pedestrian walks past it is necessary for him too wave with his penis. He is allowed to force children that are walking alone come into the van and help him lick the jizz off. The child then kicks the woman out of the car and sits down in her place, enthusiastic it closes the door and smiles. The man cries "WAGWAN!" and starts humping the child's trousers until white. The child has to stroke the penis because they are holy and sacred. The child is forced to then kiss the man's hair and feses. The ritual is over.
The holy gems get a rest. The man regenerates his gems for 2 hours and then repeats...
Keeping the child in the van and pleasuring it too.
by iDroppedMyPringles November 08, 2016