Pronounced (Vag-staff)
A group of German mercenaries that traveled south, to aid the Saxtons on their siege of England.
The Wagstaff sect will invade from the north.
by Waglbee November 17, 2017
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Wagstaff is the last name of one of the greatest people you'll ever know. She is loud, obnoxious, and inclined to slap you every 2 seconds while laughing maniacally. She is 50 and fierce, and will totally ask you if you want to "bring your suit and go in the haaat tub."
"Oh my Gaaad, I totallypulled a Wagstaff when I just drove back from Jim Thorpe, PA and it was RAINING out, and all I had was a FUCKIN' MUFFIN!!"
by DanSmell the Avenger January 10, 2010
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A particularly offensive poo, that is loud, obnoxious, smelly and gets up everyone's nose.
I was out in a group last night and someone had a Wagstaff that made everyone suffer.
by Anarkay October 10, 2017
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the lesser known breed of wagstaff, this rabid beast often preys on small children and is inclined to don a small and shiny kagool. also known among shittybumweasels as the nathnath wankstaff.
fucking hell you knobbie pokey, stop looking at that child wagstaff shitter!
by badgerisfat August 02, 2006
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This is a reference to the penis, Originating from the 17th century. Used especially in a context where respect is due.
Oh! Please! not Sir Martin Wagstaff!
by kiki7 August 22, 2006
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Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
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The surname of someone who loves Manchester United and is not a manc.
“Oh do you know Matty Wagstaffe?”

Yeah I do, he has a United season ticket!”
by Frxnf May 01, 2020
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