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If one's balls are bigger than their penis, they are called wagon wheels. In reference to the beloved flat and phat biscuits in which they are named after.
Oi did you see Mitch's nuts? Yeah, the blokes got wagon wheels.
by Real_mj October 25, 2020
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A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

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Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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(Noun). If your nuts are bigger than your penis, they're Wagon Wheels. In referrance to the well know flat and phat chocolate biscuits.
"Hey did you see Mitchell's nuts? The blokes got Wagon Wheels."
by Real_mj October 25, 2020
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The act of gathering in a circle and passing around a handle of Jack Daniels while "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medicine Show plays on repeat. Wagon Wheeling ends when the bottle is finished.
My friends and I wanted to get drunk fast last night, so we wagon wheeled before going out.
by ak144 October 06, 2010
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When a group of gentleman arrange in a circle, and gingerly touch the tips of their peni. It’s not gay, just more like a special handshake or an expression of joy.
Good job on securing that recent win, chum! Shall we celebrate by forming a wagon wheel?”
by Dane Hansen August 06, 2012
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A street term for round white generic 2mg alprazolam (xanax) pills.
Yo, what's the ticket on those wagon wheels man?

I just popped a few wagon wheels and I can barely walk.
by Eatingdrugsalot February 27, 2011
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30 inch rims. Called Wagons Wheels because they look like wagon wheels that would be used on Old-West Covered Wagons.
"Im sweatin like a foo, i just bought tha pill, lookin down on you boys on them chrome wagon wheels, im rollin rollin on these wagon wheels."

-Project Pat
by DonnieHack December 03, 2007
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