A WAG is a weird, atheist, gay kid. The kid is silent. People use this word to real offend somebody and hurt the heart.
Person 1: Your such a WAG

Person 2: I AM NOT!!!
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The act of removing one's penis and flopping it around in a non-sexual way with one's bros. Wagging is considered to be a fraternal action and sexual arousal is not intended. If someone does become aroused whilst wagging, it is not considered polite to notice.
We watched the football game, and then we wagged for a bit.
by Roger Bones January 29, 2011
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To shake one's penis at another person.
Wes got drunk and was wagging his dick at passing cars.
by pj November 22, 2004
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An abbreviation for the chain store Walgreens, often heard in Illinois.
Are you going to class?
Yeah, then I have to stop by Wags to get some folders.
by valkatie January 17, 2008
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Female member of a military school; Female present in an other wise male-dominated position.
The cadet gender is very diverse, what with the addition of all of the wags and all.
Hillary Clinton is trying to be the first wag - president.
by Clubber June 03, 2003
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