May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Adding un-necessary lines into a conversation, speech or essay.
Teachers often tell to students not to waffle before submitting an assignment. However, I think about me and my boyfriend playing hardcore on the bed whenever they mention that word.

(some noobs will think about pancakes)
Teacher: Waffling is never a good idea, Katie. Try not to do it

Katie: b b but it feels good Miss.
by rawrrawrhardcorechick December 06, 2009
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adj. or verb - indecisive; unable to make up one's mind; playing the safe middle ground due to one's own lack of conviction or sense of morality.
Faced with explaining why no WMD were found in Iraq, Bush found himself waffling between portraying America as a Christian nation and crucifying Saddam Hussein.
by wilderxero August 29, 2004
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Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021
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unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas
He was waffling over what to order from the menu
by Chris August 28, 2004
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To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.
I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!
by phonic December 05, 2008
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