A piercing that goes into your penis. You get a waffle that is soggy from syrup being all over it then you wrap it around your penis. After wrapping the waffle around your penis you put a needle through your penis to keep the waffle there.
Dude lets go get wafflers!
by ThomusJay January 12, 2011
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N: One who waffles, from the verb waffle, meaning to never settle on a stance on one (or more) issue(s); A waffler usually goes from one side to the other and back again, usually multiple times, depending on who (s)he is talking to at the time. See also panderer.

There is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.

This term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.

The word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of John Kerry's (United States) Presidential campaign.
"I used to be for the war in Iraq, until I was against it." - John Kerry (real quote)

Can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? What a waffler. This guy panders so much he makes Al Gore look like a decent person. I feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.
by Tiberious August 22, 2004
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Someone who is lazy and wastes anothers time and or money because they don't but full effort into the thing they are doing. Such as a person doesn't put full effort into making breakfeast when they pop waffles into the toaster instead of actually cooking breakfeast (eggs, pancakes, etc..).
Tony said, "Louis, quit being a fucking waffler", when Louis played guitar hero instead of practicing guitar for his lessons.
by CaetheWumbo November 21, 2009
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Someone employed in the pornography industry who's duties include licking in and around a male porn actor's anus (see: rimming, tossing salad) during breaks in filming. This is done to ensure the porn actor's penis remains in an excited state (see: hard) thus allowing smooth transitions during scene changes and/or makeup reapplication.

This is considered an entry level position and the employee will usually work hard in order to acquire a promotion to fluffer.
Oh, the new guy's just a waffler? Well, send him in... Today's his lucky day; I've got a terrible case of butt vomit.
by Bukkake Gargler November 06, 2006
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A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.
I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.
by Keep_the_change April 22, 2013
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