Someone who talks a lot of rubbish and doesn't really know what they are saying most of the time
Waffler: Last week i ate salt for breakfast
Other kid: Ayo stop waffling
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Is when someone rambles on about something or someone.
Mostly said in many rural parts of Dublin,Ireland.
by KanoA3Z May 19, 2012
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A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.
Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."
by Kung Of The Duckheads June 25, 2019
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A waffler who lies all the time and does it that much, deserves the entitlement of “WaffleKing
Charlie “Oi Mason, your such a waffler!”
Mason “No I'm not!”
Charlie “Im actually done with this kid, you just said your cat will throw a bulldog at a fox!”
by Tapz April 30, 2020
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The act of shitting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the lid. Thus cooking your dump like a waffle.
Dave (Manager of Chase Bank branch) " Who the fuck shit on my lap top?!!!!!.

Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week."

Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"
by RedNUTs5 October 28, 2011
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A waffler is someone who waffles (lies) all the time
Stop being a Theo. You’re such a waffler
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Someone who is talking a load of fucking rubbish. There tends to be no one listening to them and what they’re saying is of no importance whatsoever.
Abi: “guys my feet feel like salty goats”
Danny: “shush you waffler
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