1. n. A lighter version of a pancake, but crisp and made with a waffle iron.
2. v. To fuck a girl doggy style through a waffle, when the male is finished with his business he releases his sperm onto the waffle and the female eats it as a tasty treat. Also known as waffling.
3. v. A term used to describe a very attractive female that needs a good waffle and cock in her pussy.
1. Let's make some waffles today dear.
2. My girlfriend and I are going to waffle when I get off work tonight!
3. I would waffle the shit out of her! She is definitely waffle worthy!
by Mcholypotato October 22, 2007
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When you moon someone thru a chain link fense.
Dude, let's go over to the overpass and waffle the fuckin' nine to fiver's.
by shootz January 28, 2005
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v. Known mainly in the computer gaming world for when someone plays for so long, fighting the need for sleep, they end up passing out face down on their keyboard. When they wake up, the keys are imprinted on their face resembling a waffle.
"He's been up for 2 days leveling his character, I bet he's going to waffle any second now"

"I'm so tired, I'm about to waffle in the middle of this raid"
by pandapastry July 11, 2009
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While receiving a blow job, pull one's dick out of girls mouth, raise girl's head and proceed to slap her face with both hands simultaneously creating a waffle like impression on her face. Follow by releasing splooge on her face to serve as butter or syrup, whichever you prefer.
Leroy: What is wrong with that skeezer's face?
Tyrone: She must have received a severe waffling!
by T.O.W.M. February 21, 2008
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to change sides on an issue. One day you support something, the next day you oppose it.
John Kerry actually voted for $87 billion in reconstruction funds before he voted against it. One of many cases of Kerry waffles.
by 1_WTC_Lock September 24, 2004
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An extremely delicious piece of food which comes in two varieties: the 'breakfast' waffle (usually eaten with maple syrup), and the 'potato' waffle (usually eaten with a condiment such as tomato ketchup). Waffles are often given as presents to people
"I would like to eat something."
"Have a waffle."
"Thank you. Oh, this tastes delicious."
And so on and so forth.
by Quigley June 22, 2005
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<User1> Im so fat
<User2> waffle !
by Anonymous November 11, 2002
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