May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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The act of taking a shit and stomping it into the shower drain. This is better achieved in large standup showers.
Could you do me a favor and stop waffleing when you take a shower?
But, it saves time in the morning!
But, it saves time in the morning!
by ShockMe318 September 30, 2019
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Jerry was waffleing out of doing his chores around the house because he decided to rake leaves. another example would be to be set on one idea then change your mind.
by Jack Mayfield December 25, 2008