When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.
by J-Patriot July 23, 2021
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When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle
I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.
by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night January 24, 2016
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Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017
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A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.
Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.
by MendAkin October 17, 2019
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A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy
I pulled down cjs pants only to find a dirty twat waffle
by Stankdaddy23 January 13, 2018
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Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better
Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle
by Sorry hehshebs March 31, 2018
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To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.
My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.
by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019
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