To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.
Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.
by hoozat?! February 15, 2010
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a vagina shaped as a waffle its like almost like twat waffle but that is when your vagina shoots out waffles!
i just a girls waffle twat mmmm was it tasty like kaitlyns.
by rachel.meows.in.bed May 23, 2008
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Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important
Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.
by Maggy676435 March 03, 2015
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a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
by Lamifer September 13, 2004
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someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them
dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho
by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003
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A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike
You stank twat waffle.
by Vyxen November 23, 2004
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