by Winter Valentine June 14, 2010
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A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.
Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
by Blue Waffle Chef April 15, 2010
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the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW
by bobbybobb June 16, 2010
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Blue Waffle is disgusting vagina infection,caused by unsafe sex.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.
by Matyu Sniper November 07, 2017
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The touching story of a blue waffle:
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.
by Professor McBadass July 14, 2011
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When papa smurf fucks the living shit out of smurfette bruising her tight little midget pussy until it goes from light blue to a deep dark blue and oozes with white sticky cum.
by Digglydonna August 24, 2017
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Verb.
When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
by DefectCriminal January 12, 2011
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