Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.
Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!
Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!
Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MolestedPiñata January 20, 2011
by Nobodylikesme November 29, 2018
by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010
When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.
"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."
by VampGurl08 April 11, 2016
Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 20, 2010
The image of the blue waffle that had went viral in the past is indeed real and not photoshopped like some others have suggested. While the blue waffle is not a specific infection or disease, it is rather due to general neglect of a severe prolonged infection of the vagina that almost pairs with gangrene. Common in third world hookers and general women who have given up on life/severe mental problems.
"Yo, whats the most disgusting thing you've ever seen on the internet?"
"The blue waffle, but dont look it up."
"The blue waffle, but dont look it up."
by Billythekid321 February 27, 2019
It's not real!!!
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
by Lalala6669 June 29, 2010