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1.After consuming to much alchohol you become wasted as fuck, thus being wafed.

2. Getting way fucked hard by situations and circumstances out of your control.

You were so wafed last night we found you licking that hookers asshole.

he polce wafed you.
by JDizzlefoshizzle09 March 04, 2009
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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