That whiny little bitch from Star Wars episode II-III (discounting that ugly kid from ep. I) played by the fantastically wooden Hayden Christensen, who can actually act, but since George Lucas can't direct an actor (nor anything else) to save his life this is what mutated from that rule of thumb.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.