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What Would Jesus Text
Text Messaging Etiquette - Do not pass text messages that ruin other people's reputation. Stop and think " WWJT"
by Weed Whacker Wally July 22, 2009
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What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.
Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.
by JamesBeam April 03, 2010
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Stands for WHAT WOULD JESUS TEXT? A phrase similar to WWJD but, when in a tough 'texting' situation it would be best to think W.W.J.T.
Guy #1: Omg man check out this picture my girl just sent me! Im gonna go send her one back!

Guy #2: No man think W.W.J.T.

Guy #1: WTF does that mean?

Guy #2: What Would Jesus Text bro?!

Guy #1: You know what man.. Your right.. I wont send one back.
by The KARV June 03, 2010
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An acronym for "What Would Jesus Text?"
Alex: "Damn I dunno dude. WWJT?"

Jesus: "Fuck bitches, get money!"
by Jebus the II April 16, 2010
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What would Jesus think ??
You text something and you think its funny then the text back something and you think WWJT
by Bomb Box April 11, 2010
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What Would Jesus Toke?
Joey: Man I've been spending three hours at the dispensary trying to figure out what I need for my extreme case of boredom.

Jake: Think WWJT

Joey: Dude I'm Jewish

Jake: Ooops, my bad, btw power-plant will do you wonders.
by greatful hemp April 06, 2010
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