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"WHO would jesus do?", a video game. You are jesus, you walk into a frat party, and you see a bunch of partiers. Men, woman, and others. You must decide, correctly, which of the partiers jesus would "do". Is it the Brittney Spears lookalike or the clearly gay guy? Or both? You decide.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, what're you playin'?"
Dede B: "W.W.J.D. Which of these hotties you think jesus yould do?"
Dede B: "W.W.J.D. Which of these hotties you think jesus yould do?"
by Frank Buchanan October 06, 2007
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I don't want to be Jesus, nor have I ever wanted to. For I shall walk my own path and not somebody else's, no matter how perfect it is.
WWJD is a phrase made by Christians who want to become God. God disapproves of that, which is why the question never shows up in the Bible.
by IcyHaku December 02, 2004
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Catholic: I dont like you!
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*
by The Communist March 20, 2005
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Stands for "What Would Jeezy Do?", where "Jeezy" refers to gangsta rap artist Young Jeezy. T-Shirts with "WWJD?" have been worn by thugs and hip-hop fans alike to promote the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, they should speculate what Young Jeezy would probably have done in that given situation. More often then not this refers to responding with violence.
"Man that guy just called you're girlfriend a bitch, WWJD if he was in this situation?"
"There's no question that the homie Jeezy would bust a cap in that ass..."
"There's no question that the homie Jeezy would bust a cap in that ass..."
by jlang June 11, 2008
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What Would Jesus Do; based upon the principle in 1 Cor. 6:9-17 that a Christian's body is a member of Christ and what ever you do with your body, you do as a member of Christ's body, whether Christ is willing or not.
Any Christian who commits fornication rapes Jesus because it is Jesus' body with which he fornicates. Do you really think he's going to want you in heaven with him after that?
by Downstrike May 19, 2004