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WUJO is the commonly abbreviated moniker for a specific string of events: "wake up, jack off." In the same vein as the JOPO (jack off, pass out) method, WUJO is perhaps the equal and opposite reactive technique.

In the early hours of the day, a male utilizes his God-given morning wood as surefire masturbation material. This ejaculative process invigorates the male, providing a spring board on which to start a healthy, active day.
"Friends, I start every productive day with a hearty 8-minute WUJO session."
by Benjamin Lean Dover December 09, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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