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What The Jount Piece - Similar to WTF. An expression of surprise in response to anyone or anything. See jount.
You are at home and a pink half giraff half Tupac mutant falls through your roof.

You: WTJP!?
by Ben October 24, 2004
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Daughter: The next procedure I get is my 80k Kylie Jenner plastic surgery makeover.

Dad: wtjp
by Texas Princess Peach September 22, 2020
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