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Abbreviation for 'WILL TWEET FOR FOOD'.
That guy on the street corner is holding up a sign that says, "WTFF"....he must be hungry!!!
by Master Kitty April 15, 2014
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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What The Fucking Fuck

-basically it is What The Fuck but when u are really mad or confused, this is more deeper way of expressing it.
john: lisa just dumped me for that moron. WTFF?!!
by maydagirl July 02, 2007
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matt: WTFF man i told you to meet me at the golden gates.
joe: i care a flying fuck what you say.
by greycellsinxs March 16, 2009
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A more exhaggerated version of wtf. What the fucking fuck.
"omfg dis tard sed i r hax0r!!! wtff!!!!!11"
by Erwin October 08, 2003
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Text abbreviation for "What The Figgity Fuck", a saying that might slip out when you hear something (or read a text) that devastates your mind.
(Text conversation)
Man 1: OMFG! Did you hear I got the part?

Man 2: What I didn’t know that you were a thespian.

Man 1: No, I don’t act but I will be the main character in an all black midget gang bang, I’m going to be the only white guy/non midget there. I hope they aren't packing heat.

Man 2: WTFF!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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