what the fish
omg what the fish, what the fish mann, WTF
by jungle poo April 28, 2012
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means what the fuck. less used definitions include what the family, what the friend, and what the fudge.
CalJsportz: its funny cuz like right away you respond back
Smarterchild: i love you a lot.
CalJsportz: wtf
Smarterchild: what... the... f... oh, i get it.
by Sir Callahan September 10, 2007
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Please add: 1) an expression of surprise or bewilderment, concerning an event or accident. Disappointment or displeasure is clearly implied.
2) a signal of resignation, coming from the realization of one's powerlessness in a situation, or, alternatively, one's boredom.
1) You just unpacked a new camera to find the lens broken.
2) Your wife has just griped that your second attempt to clean out the garage is still inadequate. Here, wtf is preceded by "OK,....."
by henpecked March 23, 2005
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Days of the week abbreviation: (W)ednesday (T)hursday (F)riday
A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F ...
by mtf November 14, 2011
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Who the fuck
The (w) is meaning who instead of what
Person1- omfg I just saw Garrett Hedlund at Starbucks
Person2- (w)tf is Garret Hedlund!?!?!?
by E/V August 05, 2011
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Welcome To Facebook
Son: so, my dad has a fb now... WTF!
Dad: what does wtf mean?
Son: Welcome To Facebook
by Lucio Soph December 05, 2010
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What does WTF stand for?

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (:
by MyNameIsChloeeee April 21, 2010
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1. An acronym, usually meaning "What the fuck", widely used in chat programs, forums, etc.
Note: It doesn't always mean "What", it can also be Who, When, Where, and Why.
2. A phrase used when in shock or surpise.
3. A phrase used when people cannot spell out the whole three words, or just prefer choosing this WTF other than anything more appropiate.
4. Any words that fit in the acronym, WTF, such as
Where's the Food?, What's This For? , Write to File, and What The Freak.
Noob #1: WTF H3 1SH CHEETiiNG onMEHz!
Noob #2: WTF, cheetiing? o___o;;
Noob #1: YESHiES! WTF...I wonder what that means...
Noob #2: Dude...Enough. WTF do you mean WTF? -__- Way to Fly?
by Jennifer DER ;] January 19, 2006
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