When a wook has been on festival tour, not showering, sleeping on the ground and acting as a garbage can for drugs and sexual partners, a virus cesspool begins to fester on them, particularly in the dread region of their body. Over the festival season, the viruses on them all grow and combine to develop into a super virus called the wook flu. When a normal concert goer comes into contact with it, they will become deathly ill around 3-4 days after the show. Typically, symptoms include the worst sore throat, aches and headache one has ever felt, which causes the infected person to be bed ridden for up to a week. The only cure is soup, Netflix and the strongest over the counter flu meds one can procure, but a trip to the doctor or emergency room to get antibiotics is not out of the question and is in fact quite common. Unfortunately, a wook flu cure has not been discovered yet, so please plan accordingly if you start feeling ill and have a more experienced concert goer on hand near by to help with your treatment shall you succumb to this terrible virus.

Another term for sex, a grind, intercourse

A human calculator. He invented most of mathematics (mainly calculus) and science and he created the physics of the universe. He is not to be messed with because of his eternal mind power. He regularly sleeps/plays videogames in class because he learned the entire high school curriculum (Including both IB and AP) when he was 4 years old.

The wook flu is when you get sick after going to a festival usually longer than 2 days and you come back sick because all the drugs you ingested mixed with the lack of sleep lowers your immune system and you get sick.

A wook that looks like your friend but is not your friend.

Seeing some spunion on lot from afar that you think is one of your kids but then you get there and realize its someone else that just has the same length dreadies and same color t-shirt/hoodie/baja on.

Part wook, part chic

Symptoms include halitosis, red eyes, malodorous scent, general malaise, decreased verbal engagement (usually only grunts), absent (to non) mindedness, dry mouth, and dreams with themes from phish lyrics.