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Where's My Invite
Suppose your friend posted some awesome food or vacation pics on Facebook and did not invite you. Well, you're natural response would be "WMI".
by Twin Ho November 08, 2011
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Abbreviation for “White Managerial Incompetence”. The practice of promoting white & Caucasian managers over blacks & people of color despite their qualifications. Leading to inept & poorly ran businesses.
“Bob’s shipping company finally went out of business. After years of WMI they ran it into the ground!”
by Da Boi KP A Fool Now October 22, 2020
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