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Wins: ie for soemething to own a situation, be enjoyable, cool,rock,kick ass, or be vastly superior to any situation:
"Dude, this definition totally wins you, its so l33T"
by Fat Umar April 15, 2005
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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On imageboards, when a image post is made, the post can be win or fail, depending on if the image is liked and appropriate for the topic of the board.

This can be made stronger by adding epic before it, as in 'Epic win!'.
"WIN!!!"
"This thread is made of win"
"WIN! DO WANT!"
by Anonymous-obliges December 07, 2006
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quality with which something wins a non-existant, abstract competition which has undefined criteria for winning
"win"
"full of win"
by j burrito June 12, 2008
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The action or reaction to the direct opposite of a fail. A win is a moment of such epic sucess that it needs not be acknowledged with more than an understated "Win" which signifies the moments' need to be granted the tag of a "Win" due to its importance in the History of Human existance.
Person 1 "Jane just got another boob-job and now their hugee!"
Person 2 "WIN"
by buddamunz July 12, 2009
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Succeeding at a task.
You am teh win!!1!
by Früchlè March 25, 2003
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