a complicated system used by real men in order to rate women discretely on their physical attributes and sometimes their behavior. Is a stealthy system that must be used with care and kept secret from the opposite sex. The first letter is something that stands out about the girl and the number is their overall rating on a scale of 1-10.

A=Ass
B=Bitch
C=Cougar
D=Dike
F=Fatty
G=Grenade (messed up)
H=Horny
K=Kardashian

L=Legs
M=Menstrual Cycle
N=Nips
P=Porker
Q=Questionable sex
R=Rice (meaning Asian)
S=Stupid
T=Teacher
U=Unibrow
V=Virgin
W=Whore
X=Brown Bag Special
Y=Yoga Trainer
Z=Perfect (Doesn't need number)

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.