The act of ejaculating(jizzing) while urinating(whizzing) simultaneously.
1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.

2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.





Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 16, 2005
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(N.) The South Jersey/ATHF Word for "Jesus", used to not offend sensitive viewers or the FCC.
Meatwad: "Golly Gee Wilikers, Radioactive Man! It's Gee Whiz! (aka Chinesus)"
by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004
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One who spends his life beeing on IRC recruiting people to adore him.
Congrats m8, You got whiz'd. You're now part of his suckup group.
by -[ SiX ]- May 15, 2003
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The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.
While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.
by Smart Illiterate August 07, 2011
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Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18
by Mohamed April 05, 2004
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Ryan Ross’s favorite food. Also the reason that he left Panic! At The Disco.
(My best friend) GraceHey who created Cheez Whiz?
Me: According to Wikipedia Ryan Ross! I knew it!
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A young farmer boy using it as an expression just like "wow" or "holly shit".
"Jee whiz I just got attacked by a chicken!"
by jeewhiz123 August 29, 2017
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