In a matter of seconds the guy ejaculates in no more than ten seconds from insertion. At that point the girl is pissed, tries to say something but the guy abruptly shuts her up. At that point without reason, seemingly more tilted than the girl, he shouts "OOOOOOOooo WHAT'CHAUGONNADOaboutit heinnnnn". She stares at him for a few seconds of pure "WTF have I got myself into" then she stands up twice as pissed as she should have been before and knees him in the balls. The guy babbles that it was a joke but she ruthlessly kicks him in the street and slams the door.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.