Used to describe pre and post-ejaculate leaking from the urethra, affectionately called the jap eye.

Resembles a Japanese man crying.
"oh shit, I've got a weeping jap!"
by numb_nuts June 21, 2005
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It is where a girl gives you head and you jizz in her mouth and and she makes it come out the tear duct in her eye.
My girlfriend was so fucking hot when she did a weeping dragon and shot my jizz out of her eye.
by Chris Da Man Wood October 19, 2004
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A distressed/emotionally distraught female willing to give sexual intercourse or other sexual acts in attempt to forget her misery.
Derived from the word poontang meaning vagina or sexual intercourse.
Louf "Man, I heard Geeb was crying and getting drunk all weekend!"
Peej "Should have snatched that Weep-Tang!"
by Peeeeeeeeeej August 11, 2009
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The simultaneous act of masturbating and sobbing like it's the apocalypse. This is often done as an act of relaxation, stress relief, and/or self-pity. The beat and weep can occur at any time of day and in any place, unfortunately sometimes it is mid-day and in a public setting, but you just can't help it. Common triggers for the beat and weep include but are not limited to Sarah McLachlan songs, Dawsons Creek episodes, SPCA commercials, and The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan. This unfortunate act happens all too often because every one knows tears are the best lubricant.
Instead of going to the concert in the park with all his friends, Keegan stayed home after a long day to sit in the dog cage and have himself a lonely beat and weep.
by Rape May August 02, 2011
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A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...
"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"
by delladette July 13, 2006
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The "Universal Greeting" as used in Transformers: The Movie (original animated film 1986). Autobots Hot Rod and Kup are confronted by the Sharkticons, offering Energon as a sign of peace. Later in the movie, Hot Rod is confronted by the Junkions on the Planet of Junk, and does the same.
You: bah weep grana weep ninny bon. (Offer a handshake)
Stranger: bah weep grana weep ninny bon! (Returns handshake)
by Autobot365 March 04, 2010
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having sex with a gymnast while she is hanging upside down on the uneven bars
Me and that babe from connecticut did the weeping willow on the uneven bars
by Robert Woodie July 08, 2005
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