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A TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE FAMILY BUT CAN ALSO BE USED TO EXPRESS HELLO'S AND GOODBYE'S. FORMERLY USED ON
THE TELEPHONE TO SAY WHAT UP, OR HI TO A FAM MEMBER OR MOST NOTABLY A FAMALANG. THESE CAN BE BLOOD RELATIVES BUT ALSO NOT JAMAICANS. WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED TO DEAL WITH INFANTS, SMALL DOGS SUCH AS CHOWERAS, CHAMBERS, AND MOXLINGS, OR OLD MEN OR HOT SEXY FEMALES IN A CLUB.
THE WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED AS A NOUN, OR AN ADJETIVE, WATTAGUANS FREQUENT PUBS, WHOREHOUSES, LIBRARIES, DOMINO PIZZA SHOPS, LEXUS CARS, JAMAICA, CRUSTY SPOTS, AND NEW YORK CITY NIGHTLIFE HOT SPOTS. WATTAGUANS CAN BE FOUND MOSTLY ANYWHERE THERE IS A RED STRIPE BEER FOUNTAIN. SOMETIMES BABY WATTAGUANS COME OUT BUT THEY ARE VERY RARE
THE TELEPHONE TO SAY WHAT UP, OR HI TO A FAM MEMBER OR MOST NOTABLY A FAMALANG. THESE CAN BE BLOOD RELATIVES BUT ALSO NOT JAMAICANS. WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED TO DEAL WITH INFANTS, SMALL DOGS SUCH AS CHOWERAS, CHAMBERS, AND MOXLINGS, OR OLD MEN OR HOT SEXY FEMALES IN A CLUB.
THE WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED AS A NOUN, OR AN ADJETIVE, WATTAGUANS FREQUENT PUBS, WHOREHOUSES, LIBRARIES, DOMINO PIZZA SHOPS, LEXUS CARS, JAMAICA, CRUSTY SPOTS, AND NEW YORK CITY NIGHTLIFE HOT SPOTS. WATTAGUANS CAN BE FOUND MOSTLY ANYWHERE THERE IS A RED STRIPE BEER FOUNTAIN. SOMETIMES BABY WATTAGUANS COME OUT BUT THEY ARE VERY RARE
by DOMBER August 02, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020