1. Sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. They easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

The phrase use to describe an awesome, but highly radioactive person with a lightsaber.

The instance of saying some words of wisdom to a person well before that person needs to use it, and when used makes a dramatic difference. Could be seconds could be years but will be needed.
Typically used in the student-teacher relationship.
Ex in movie: Use the force.
Ex in school: Take notes
Ex at work: take time to do it the right way

Meme. Obi Wan is a fucking meme.

Space-Jesus

Space Jesus, the holy and only one. Amen

The sexiest man alive, who always has the high ground and is the glue that holds the star wars saga together.